today is a super fulfiling day man!
1st thing in the morning i did smth rly dumb
i was in the toilet-actually nt a toilet,just some place where the washing machine sits and i accidentally lifted the mop and it hit my dad's bird cage above it
guess wat.the bird cage toppled and everything in it came out -like literally dropped out
the bird shit landed on the floor and the food and water in the cage spilled
yaa most importantly,the bird flew away like OMFG?!!!
a bird let loose in my hse?!!
my mum n i panicked and we closed all possible exits dat allowed it to go back to where it came from.
i closed all the doors to our rooms for fear dat the bird is gna fly in n shit all over the room
seriously,birds gt some anal problem cos they just cant control their shit =.=
they can even shit when hey are flying luh-great multitasking skill they possess HAHA
okayy back to the bird,it flew ard in dat toilet and hid somewhere and i was tired from waiting for it to appear an went up to my room
my mum went to bathe and she tot of a wonderful idea - use apple to lure it out
ha stupid bird indeed fell for it(haha i wun fall for an apple pls hurr!) and my mum tried coaxing it to go into the cage
she did the most unbelieveable thing by telling the bird ' guai hor bird bird go in cage"
i was like WTH? u tink bird uds human language uh.somemore its 2 languages lor
oh well the 1st time,the bird went in but she was to slow to shut the cage and the bird just flew out agn.urghh irriatating bird!
being the taller one,i tried luring the bird into the cage and was whistling hoping it could uds my pleas to get inside thecage
now i feel dumb doing the whistling thing cos wat makes the bird think i want it to get into the cage =.=
budden for some reason the bird uds me and went into the cage and i shut the cage b4 it could fly off agn.
HAHAHA!strong sense of achievement.i could even catch birds wat else cant i do man!hahahhaha!
2nd thing of the day,i finally managed to clear my doubts for the biz law assignment!!!omg all thanks to yuannnnnshan.haahaha!okayy for once,i dum mind calling u the pro luh huh.one time onli uh.hahaha!
if i'm S den u muz be B.B for Bitch.hahahhaa!love ya!