tell me i haf been the happiest chicken for the past 2 days
seriously,i love bitches altho they are irritating at times.HAHA!they make my day super super high n unforgetable :)))))

ytd tis horny bitch yl made my special day a very special one
she jus bitch abt everytink in the world n i slut it off too!hahaha!okayy wat a way to say.so crude but dats jus us.we haf the wildest imagination n woots!i love ppl who luff,altho she roars when she luff.i noe she's thankful for my tolerance towards her!hahahhaa!crappy shit!

ytd was spent splurging on many clothes n bags n almost everytink cos gals jus cant get enuff of anytink in the world!HAHAHA!
our mission started at vivo city n so coincidentally we met peier n her frens!omggg!!!haha!it was yl superb eyesight who spotted the horsely peier.all cos of the stupid pox we cant meet up to shop and even celebrate my bdae la :(((
her hair is in perfect condition laaaaaa n she claims its a disaster.haha!wait till i post her passport size foto n she rly will noe wats a disaster la.lol!
sudd she seems shorter n smaller la.haha!mebbe i hvn been seeing her for a loonnnnnng time liao.lol!
guess wat!the zara bag i spotted 2 weeks ago is goneee!!!!BOOOS!
shld haf bot it the moment i set my eyes on it dat day la!dumb shit!oh well nvm,yl says i can save up some money since it cost a freaking 90 bucks.haha!god kinda pitied me n sudd flip flops at topshop were so cheap la.the one i spotted dat one cost over 50 bucks n now its selling at 29 la!woots!driven to desperation by the 2 wks confinement at home,i bot 2 pairs of flip flops there.hah!feels super shuang to splurge but when i see the numbers in my bank acct decreasing,cant help but feel some heartache la.haha!but dats the later part when i check my bank acct.for now,i just got the urge to shop very hiong.HAHA!

to make up for my zara bag dat i failed to buy,i bot a brown bag at charles n keith instead.im sudd into brown nowadays la.everywhere,i just tink brown stuffs are nice.
suntec was our 2nd place we chiong to spend money on.hehs
bot a pair of jeans from dorothy perkins n i tink it has been 3 yrs since i last bot one.woots!i dno y i just dun like jeans leh.haha!

aft all the splurging,food was of cos the next tink on our mind!
all the shopping n walking burned off some calories in us n our stomachs were growling
we settled at crystal jade aft a round of scissors paper stone.ha!we were deciding btw fish n co. n crystal jade la!lol!
guess wat?i went crystal jade just to eat their meatball congee.seems like most of the food available there are classified under my 'die die cannot eat' list n its once agn all cos of my stupid pox :(((
altho congee sounds like a put-off,it certainly taste beta than wat i expected.their meatballs makes u go piong piong,like can jump de.hahah!okay dat was a lousy description but ur agar agar get my point la huh.the you tiao super nice!wheee~!n congee is super healthy!HOHOHO!

spore flyer was our next destination! :DDDD
my 1st time given to yl agnnn.she's just honoured ok!hahaa!
we walked ard like some lost sheep trying to ask whether there was any shuttle bus to spore flyer n we ended up alking there instead of taking any other tranport =.=
coincidentally,there was ndp rehearsal today!which means we may be lucky n catch the fireworks while flying :DDDDD
there were a bunch of ns guys on boarch some shuttle bus waving to us.i guess they are super high abt the rehearsal later on.haha!
all the walking here n there rly served as exercise to us but dat didn't deter us from reaching the spore flyer n finally we bot out tickets.super excited!!!!!
dumbo bitch!when we were asked to pose for a pic,yl gave a spastic look n from the foto it seems as if she was trying to run away from the fotoshoot!damn her!hahhaaa!
MAO LIM YILING!u spoiled our foto ok!hahaha!
the view from the spore flyer was spectacular n to add on to it,we were damn lucky too see the fireworks from the cabin.its been to long since i saw fireworks la!i guess fireworks n chocs haf the same effects-they make u super duper happy lilke mad!hhahaa!
we cud also watch the ndp rehearsal from up above altho all the ppl down there seems like ants to us.haha!yl said spore has a nice infrastructure n dats y she's in engg!hahaa!lame reason!lol!
we cud nt stan tis disgusting C**** couple who were so touchy in the cabin la.wanna touch go somewhere where ppl cant see n its the scenery we are interested in,not ur bloody actions.
cant stand their accent,like totally -.-
of cos,dat wasn't just the end of our day.despite all the complains abt being super fat,we just cld not resist the temptation of half-priced superlicious cheesecake in cafe cartel after 9pm.
once agn,we walked back to marina square just to haf our cheesecake :DDD
TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE RAWKX!super love it.next time im gna marry a chef man!he's so gna bake n cook for me everyday!hahaha!
i was happily taking fotos of the cheesecake n tis man right beside me was like commenting dat onli youngsters do dat.like wth.okay fine he's old so he dowan to take any foto.n i seriously wonder whose dat gal sitting opp him-she seems too old for him or mebbe she's just some gal he picked off at lucky plaza.tmd.irritated.
anw shall not let some a pest spoil my day.other than the cake,we fed ourselves wif bread.MUAHAHA!how cld we miss out the bread at cartel?lol!the butter is super hard i cant spread it over the bread.very pekcek trying to get the butter spread out and i end up eating the butter whole.ohmygoodness tell me im taking in oil.BLEAH!dun care!haha!
dat piece of cheesecake is damn filling la,makes me feel so bloated.bet it contains loads more calories than dat bowl of congee i had earlier.
as much as we wld like to stay on n haf more fun,time wun permit us to do so n we had to head home.
surpriseingly,vivo supposed to make me sad cos all my memories are there yet i was nowhere near being sad.super high n crazy!all thx to dat horny bitch i managed to look back n smile :)
in all seriousness i rly wanna thank yl for making my day.i had a great day luffing away n we certainly had hormones raging in our bodies(i mean happy hormones yl,i noe wats gg on in ur mind!hahahaa!).i love horny bitch.yes its u yl.haha!

the no. of times i went crazy today was no lesser than ytd.once agn,i spent my day wif another bitchy ass.haha!dat dumbass wans to be known as k-d n i tink its super not nice!hahaha!
as usual,dat bitch is always late for dates n i had to wait FOR HER
gal u beta be punctual when ur dating me.haha!
lunched at HK cafe n i ordered dat super fattening cheese baked pork chop sphagetti.i cant eat chicken so bo bian haf to eat pork.i dowan congee anymore cos my 2 weeks of confinement ensured i had a strict diet of congee almost everyday -.-
i realised i always order sphagetti whenever i dined at HK cafe.haha!i jus love sphagetti!
ever since dat 2 wks of pox,i hvn been catching up wif tis bitch n once we met,we talked like some spoilt water hose.blabbering non stop until xiao qiang had to come in n interrupt our conve.haha!it attacked bitch-prob she smells like some bin?lol!bitch ducked it n went off to pay for our bill aft dat.xiao qiang was left as a souvenir for the next grp of ppl who went to sit at our spot.haha!
after which,we went to take neoprints at cine cos we gna go separate ways in uni.yes i finally wun get to see her disgusting face le!hahaha!i noe she will miss me de.i feel sad for her!hahahha!
wanted to take a card neoprint so we will rmb each other's stupid dumb faces whenever we open our wallets.being noobs,we totally had no idea wat themes to choose n all dat.when tis happens,or neoprints became a disaster.but oh well,matches bitch's face then-equally disastrous!hahaha!
bitch wanted to get me a present today but i rly cant tink of anytink dat i need right nw leh.thus,both of us settled for a choker that was personalised :DDD
she bot a choker for me
i bot a choker for her.hahaha!tell me we are cool man!
i just love the pink n the black!woots!hahaa!
had to come back 2 hrs later to collect our customised chokers n thus we decided to walk ard n shop.oh i jus cant get sick of shopping man.lol!

while we were walking on the streets,ppl working for the company 'vogue' appraoched us and asked us to be appear on their cover page.for more details,pls read bitch blog cos i dowan repeat the same story agn.HAHAHA!omg!i feel so evil saying dat.

god knows wat haf we been doing in orchard man.we merely walked ard n shopped wisma n taka n it was alr 7 pm.time for us to collect our chokers!haha!
i jus decided to eat old chang kee popiah for dinner cos all the trying of clothings in shopping centres made me realise im super fat now.i shld stop eating!boo!hate being fatful!hahah!can i be fatless?
how cld we end the day without camwhoring?!esp when 2 bitches are tgt,camwhoring is a muz.went far east n sat down making stupid poses wi our chokers.make us look like some idiots n we ended up scaring all the ppl sitting on the same bench as us.super unglam cos we were luffing like some mental ppl at put own fotos.hahaha!practically went crazy n there was no image to tok abt la!i was halfway making some stupid face when tis guy walked past n saw me doin dat n he choked on his coconut drink.damn it!i hope i will nv ever see him agn!super diu lian!but i enjoyed every moment of the unglamness!had a helluva time luffing my ass off!
i wun be surprised if my asthma acts up agn la!hhaa!even got so exhausted aft luffing we had to pause n finish luffing.
super high tonight!i wished my everyday will be as stupid n as high as tonight! :DDDDD
thx bitchy ass!u made 13th july just like a 12th july to me!haha!
aiya i dowan say any rou ma stuff here le,u noe wat i mean la huh.hahaha!

a rly HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BDAE TO ME ;)

i will nv forget the fun n laughter i had over these 2 days!i super love bitches man!i love ur gals!!!!
gods.tis is such a long entry la.shall post all the fotos in the next post tmr!
my eyes are dying le
nitex world!