MAO is seriously the best joker and has the most interesting life story ever.hahaha!that's like duh,afterall she has lived for hundreds of yrs.hahaha!
Ytd night, while she was engrossed in her bbt videos,she noticed a cockroach crawling in her room out of a corner of her eye and screamed(oh well,mebbe she wasn't dat engrossed wif the video since she managed to notice dat irksome creature crawling in her room).Thus,with all the brain cells she has left in her puny brain after hundreds of years on earth,she decided to take a book and squash dat cockroach.Just as she was about to appraoch the cockroach,the cockroach just turned and ran in her direction.Guess wat?She ran for her dear life(altho it seems quite impossible given her SIZE)!Poor tink,instead of killing the cockroach,she has to run for her life.Weird uh,y someone like her,given her SIZE n POWERFUL SKILLS has to run away from dat small lil insect.hahaha!anyways,the story continues...
she ran out of her room and the cockroach took shelter behind her piano.Hence,she decided to spray insecticide to kill dat irritating pest.She pushed the door,with her fingers ready to press the nozzle.At the instance when the door was pushed open,Mr lizard made his appearance and ran past her,carefully carressing her feet when it made its escape.HAHAHA!MAO was stunned to do anitink and when she finally did,she was so pissed at dat lizard that she kept spraying insecticide at it.(Question is,do insecticide work on lizard?)HHAHAHA!And her mum didnt even bother about her la.Poor tink,she onli has herself left to fight Mr Lizard n Miss Cockroach =/
~End of Story~

wellwell,Mao nv fail to brighten up my day wif her intersting daily life experiences :DDD

HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD
You knew it yet you did it on purpose
zzzzeeeeeeeerrrrrrroooooooooooo trust.